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Dear Assface

February 25, 2011 Leave a comment

Hey Robert, it’s me. You remember me, right? Your sense of obligation and drive to improve yourself as a person of conviction?

What happened to writing in this blog at least once a day to, and I quote, “sharpen [your] ability to churn out fast writing” and “expand [your] vocabulary”? That’s great work, man. All that talking has gotten you nowhere in life. You may have sweet-talked a great girl into marrying you, as well as her family into trusting you with her hand, not to mention future, but sooner or later, all your bullshit’s gonna catch up to you.

You dick.

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Hello world!

February 17, 2011 1 comment

“Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!”

Thanks, WordPress. I think I’ll do just that.

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